3827498278949782398234794789237 [entries|friends|calendar] THIS KID I KNOW NAMED JIMMY, HE RULES [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

[11 Aug 2004|11:08pm] OMG OMG BE MY FRIEND ON MYSPACE FAGS. please die

[10 Jun 2004|08:39am] I RETIRE MY LIVE JOURNAL BECAUSE IM TOO GOOD AT THE LIVE JOURNAL GAME. LOVE JIMMY. please die

[03 Jun 2004|08:58pm] doesn't that look like someone I know? please die

[30 May 2004|06:45pm] It's ashame people are born faster than people die. please die

[16 May 2004|10:37pm] vote for me or get your face shot off oh yeah kylene is vice president please die

[19 Apr 2004|09:29pm] it's about time atreyu died http://www.atreyu-is-dead.tk please die

[11 Apr 2004|12:48am] DuDe iTs KY: when you guys left, my sister was like.. was that guy wearing chick pants? see figure 5-2 figure 5-2 please die

[01 Apr 2004|10:17pm] The day started with me oversleeping like usual, due to the amount of alcohol and herion/crack/extasy/rat poison I had used the previous night at a very rowdy party. I got out of bed and proceeded to head to the bathroom to tinkle, but I seem to of tripped over a dead body. I was in horror, and I pondered in my head how this corpse got into my house. Then it ate me. (See Figure 5-1) figure 5-1 - dead body eating jimmy please die

[31 Mar 2004|06:52am] I finally realized that 98% of the people who have online journal use them incorrectly. please die

[24 Mar 2004|08:01pm] BEST BAND NAMES-> please die

[22 Mar 2004|09:39pm] March 26th @ Absegami High School Coffee House Doors open at- 6:00pm admission---$5 Feyde, At Arms Length, Random House, more tba die

[21 Mar 2004|11:33am] Attention people with penises or vaginas: We (DTLR Playaz) need you in the rap video for "www dot bestwebpages dot com slash dtlr picks". You will be in the background waving your hands and spanking hot biddies while I spray you with pepsi. If you are intrested please find me and inform me of you're intrest. I promise you, you will be seen on TRL. please die

[20 Mar 2004|12:34am] You're not Dave Chapelle, so shut up bitches. please die

[16 Mar 2004|11:47pm] do do do do they swing by their tails with the greatest of ease! those hairy lower life forms we call monkies! they have so much fun when they play in the trees how I'd love to be one of these so I'm going to be a monkey monkey monkey monkey I'm going to be a monkey monkey monkey onkey monkey monkey would you like to be one too? when one monkey's ichy is nice, he'll pick from his back all the verman and lice! and if he' gets hungry, he'll shake some spice and eat the bug without thinking twice so I'm going to be a monkey monkey monkey monkey I'm going to be a monkey monkey monkey monkey would you like to be one too? bitch please die

[12 Mar 2004|07:33pm] Facts about Nam Veterans: They think they won the war but they haven't realized they've lost. They are pot head, homosexuals. They can't fight. They're old and wrinkley. They can't beat Gary, Dustin, and I in a fist fight. They have shitty vehicles. most of all they're pussies. please die

[10 Mar 2004|09:47pm] SHOUT OUT TO, THE RUN TRAINS ON SMALL FRESHMAN KREW. WOO WOO! please die

[06 Mar 2004|11:43pm] balls please die

[02 Mar 2004|08:30pm] please die

[24 Feb 2004|08:43pm] http://mywebpages.comcast.net/fearbeforejimmy/pl.html my playlist is better than your life. please die

[24 Feb 2004|12:07pm] "an abe lincoln is when you bust a nut on someones face and cut off your pubes and throw them on the persons face." - Matt "giving walruses" Peterson. die

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